dave\ chappelle

dave\ chappelle
1. (dave chappelle) (2396↑, 141↓)
An incredibly funny comedian who hosts his own show on [Comedy Central]. Even though his humor caters more towards urban Black-Americans, the sheer talent of Dave, and his wide variety of [sketch]es makes his show well worth it for anyone to watch.

Next, on the Dave Chappelle Show, we focus on the days when "Keepin' It Real" goes horribly wrong.

2. (Dave Chappelle) (993↑, 120↓)
A comic genius who is admired by many but only appreciated by few. Many people only find his shallow humor funny and are blown away by some of the most clever and critical jokes he creates.

People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.

3. (Dave Chappelle) (801↑, 160↓)
Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch\!

"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like: Oh my god what have we done"

4. (Dave chappelle) (572↑, 121↓)
the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict

he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

Author: Im Rick James Bitch http://dave-chappelle.urbanup.com/997902
5. (Dave Chappelle) (720↑, 289↓)
He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK\! YEAH\!" way too fucking much.

Asshole \#1: I'm Rick James bitch\! Asshole \#2: WHAT?\! OK\! Asshole \#1 and \#2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

6. (Dave Chappelle) (433↑, 68↓)
Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.

GGGG get yo ass in the car\!

7. (Dave Chappelle) (407↑, 106↓)
Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny\!

8. (dave chappelle) (166↑, 13↓)
A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it

Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER\!"

Author: African Bombatta and th Zulu Nation http://dave-chappelle.urbanup.com/1574534
9. (dave chappelle) (194↑, 61↓)
greatest comedian on earth, with such skits as "a moment in the life of little john" , "blind white suprimisist" , and " the niggar family" appears on his show Chappelle's Show at 10:30 wednesdays, on comedy central. extremely funny man

"huuhhh\!? DAVID CHAPPELLE????" said lucy. "thats right bitch. honk hoooonk" -dave chappelle: killing me softly

10. (dave chappelle) (141↑, 30↓)
the greatest comedian who busted on [r. kelly] with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u. yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.

11. (Dave Chappelle) (147↑, 52↓)
a comedian & in great movies as Half Baked and Nutty Professor

I'm Rick James, bitch\! and Samuel Jackson

Author: jamescox & teebowers http://dave-chappelle.urbanup.com/567132
12. (dave chappelle) (127↑, 38↓)
funniest man alive. genius.

do you do drugs. uhh..define drugs. medicine? no. crack? of course not. marijuana? YEAH\! YEAH YEAH YEAH\! Nick Cannon's hillarious daddy\! shut the fuck up son\!

13. (dave chappelle) (100↑, 29↓)
To keep it simple... The Shit

He just fuckin is alright.

14. (Dave chappelle) (120↑, 57↓)
The smartest and funniest mother f***** in the whole d*** world\! he can make anybody laugh there freakin heads off\!\!

I'm Rick James Bitch\! UMMMMMMM BITCH\!\!\!

15. (Dave Chappelle) (72↑, 19↓)
A funny, black comedian who has a show on Comedy Central. He has done sketch comedy, stand-up, and has starred in several movies. Most of his jokes and material are about ethnic races and drugs. His show on Comedy Central had had two successful seasons. His first season was mostly race material (Most of his 'race jokes' are anti-white in his first season). But his second season was better, for it was more well rounded on jokes. After his second season, he had 'taken a break'. He was supposed to have a third season, but he had never carried it out. From what i've gathered, he has had a mental breakdown. He went from a normal person to one of the greatest comedians in history in a very short time. Such a major change in a short time responsiblity and fame is very hard on a person's mind, and that is what I believe happened to Dave Chappelle. I don't think we will see much of Dave Chapelle in the near future, save re-runs of any of his work. Another interesting fact about him was he wore 60's style golfer caps on almost every episode of his show on Comedy Central.

Dave Chappelle led a great career in the field of Comedy, and left a distinctive mark in history.

16. (Dave Chappelle) (63↑, 12↓)
Funniest nigga in the world. Watching his stand up shit is funny. "Whats all that chocolate on yo face, Motha fucka\!"

I was watching that black guy. You mean dave chappelle the funniest nigga alive

Author: Sebastian and Amanda http://dave-chappelle.urbanup.com/1763525
17. (Dave Chappelle) (84↑, 35↓)
funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP\!

18. (dave chappelle) (55↑, 7↓)
Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP\!'" Dave Chappelle

19. (dave chappelle) (45↑, 3↓)
One of the funniest man alive. A gennous in comedy. He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.

Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse? Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright? Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.

20. (dave chappelle) (43↑, 6↓)
aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case dave chappelle- yes i do guy- but mr. chappelle dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out) dave chappelle- is pimpin easy?? proffessor- no dave- correct girl 1- no dave- correct aisain guy- no dave- correct dj- it aint easy dave- correct black guy-... hell yeah dave- somehow that is correct

Author: yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 http://dave-chappelle.urbanup.com/1925853
21. (dave chappelle) (61↑, 24↓)
A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.

Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.

22. (Dave Chappelle) (39↑, 12↓)
The funniest man on Comedy Central. He's the greatest thing to hapen to them.

Dave Chappelle:He's The best. Why? Cause he does his shit straight street son, banging bitches with no rubbers and stabbing niggas with butter knives.

23. (dave chappelle) (43↑, 18↓)
The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too\!

Dave Chappelle - F*ck [Aston Kutcher]\! WTF IS JUICE?\!?\! Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than [Dane Cook].

24. (Dave Chappelle) (17↑, 2↓)
funy ass comedian on comedy central who does lil jon WHAT\!?\!?\!?\!? and rick james and his own druggy tyrone.also charlie murphys E-true hollywood stories he does on his show about prince and charlie murphy. he also acts as samuel jackson with his own beer. Hes got his own tv show with 2 seasons goin on 3.

["I'm Rick James b***h. Enjoy yourselves.It's a celebration b***hs."] [Red Balls.Cocaine in a can - tyrone] [Whattt\!?\!? Yaa.yeeeaaaahhhh\!\!\! OKKK -liljon] [MMM MMM b***h. its my beer\!\!\! -sam jackson]

25. (Dave Chappelle) (17↑, 8↓)
A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show". Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today. Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.

Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom\!" Funny when black people laugh. Racist when white people laugh.

26. (Dave Chappelle) (10↑, 5↓)
Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for. He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian. Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less). He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.

Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.

27. (dave chappelle) (28↑, 24↓)
a very funny muslim comedian that hosts his own show called Chappelle's Show on comedy central

Dave Chappelle is the true king of comedy

28. (dave chappelle) (47↑, 62↓)
Rick James, Bitch.

I said look bitch, I'm Rick James.

29. (dave chappelle) (63↑, 79↓)
dave chappelle is god

what is a badonkadonk?

30. (dave chappelle) (26↑, 45↓)
a bad ass motherfucker who sreaks his mind

don;t fuck with him.........................................

31. (dave chappelle) (17↑, 41↓)
1. A hilarious man. 2. Someone who gets a $50 million contract and still leaves a highly successful tv show due to racism.

Damn, Dave Chappelle, I never knew a $50 million contract = racism

32. (dave chappelle) (12↑, 45↓)
the best comidien in the world.... the blackest comidien ever.

did you see the blackest comidien dave chappelle yesterday... he was the shiznit

33. (dave chappelle) (18↑, 62↓)
A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes. Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

34. (Dave Chappelle) (6↑, 58↓)
A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.

Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour": 1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?\!" "THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH." 2. "I'm Rick James, bitch\!" 3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."

35. (dave chappelle) (69↑, 125↓)
funniest man ever\!\!\!\!

what ok and yeah.....lil jon impersonation Im Rick james bitch

36. (Dave Chappelle) (59↑, 133↓)
Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.

If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel

37. (Dave Chappelle) (16↑, 133↓)
Comedy Central comedian who's apparently [crazier than a shithouse rat]. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.

38. (dave chappelle) (42↑, 170↓)
A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

39. (dave chappelle) (40↑, 185↓)
Quite possibly the most over-rated man in the history of comedy. He has caused the overuse of stupid lines such as, "I'm Rick James bitch." Sure it was funny to hear the FIRST time but that was all, I mean please people give it up.

Im rick james bitch......

40. (Dave Chappelle) (20↑, 188↓)
This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.

"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg\!' and I slapped the bitch\!" -Dave Chappelle

41. (dave chappelle) (184↑, 408↓)
A [black racist] commedian, who loves to label whites as racist, yet demonstrates just as much racism, hatred and bigotry against whites.

These crackers are racist\! You're a racist\! Go home, cracker whiteboy.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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